OUR MOLE IN THE WHITE HOUSE SECRETLY RECORDED THE FOLLOWING CONVERSATION THURSDAY NIGHT:
Obama (Standing while he practices his putting stroke.)- David how are the poll numbers looking?
Axlerod - Mr. President there is a growing number that views the administration as being.... well... incompetent. Gas prices are hurting the American people, it appears the Court is going to destroy your main achievement calling it unconstitutional. There are some that think a former professor of Constitutional law should have known this...
Obama (Straightening from his putting stance showing his offense.)- Watch it David.
Axelrod - Sir popularity in your base is surging due to the Trayvon Martin issue, but your support among white swing voters is dropping... rapidly. It might be time to address the nation about violent crime in general. Maybe we could could mention the other case in Florida involving the two British students.
Obama (He is pacing now showing a look of concern.) - Hmmm... that is an interesting idea. Tell me... can British citizens vote in our general election?
Axlerod (A stunned look appears on his face like he is not sure if the President is being serious.) - Uhhh no sir. They are not US citizens, and they can not run for office either....
Bill Ayers (He is sitting in the President's chair smoking a bong off the desk. He exhales.) - Move along David.