OUR MOLE IN THE WHITE HOUSE SECRETLY
RECORDED THE FOLLOWING CONVERSATION THURSDAY NIGHT:
Obama (Standing while he
practices his putting stroke.)- David how are the poll numbers
looking?
Axlerod - Mr. President there is a growing number that views the administration as being.... well...
incompetent. Gas prices are hurting the American people, it appears
the Court is going to destroy your main achievement calling it
unconstitutional. There are some that think a former professor of
Constitutional law should have known this...
Obama (Straightening from his
putting stance showing his offense.)- Watch it David.
Axelrod - Sir popularity in your
base is surging due to the Trayvon Martin issue, but your support
among white swing voters is dropping... rapidly. It might be time to
address the nation about violent crime in general. Maybe we could
could mention the other case in Florida involving the two British
students.
Obama (He is pacing now
showing a look of concern.) - Hmmm... that is an interesting
idea. Tell me... can British citizens vote in our general election?
Axlerod (A stunned look
appears on his face like he is not sure if the President is being
serious.) - Uhhh no sir. They are not US citizens, and they can
not run for office either....
Bill Ayers (He is sitting in
the President's chair smoking a bong off the desk. He exhales.) - Move along David.
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